Best country to find a wife

Best country to find a wife

The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles

۱ – Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

۲ – Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

۳ – Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

۴ – Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

۵ – How Can you are missed by me if You Won’t Go Away?

۶ – How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

۷ – I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

۸ – she was changed by me oil, She Changed My Life

۹ – I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

۱۰ – I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

۱۱ – I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

۱۲ – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

۱۳ – I Wanna Whip Your Cow

۱۴ – I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!

۱۵ – I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

۱۶ – I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

۱۷ – I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

۱۸ – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

۱۹ – I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

۲۰ – I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

۲۱ – If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

۲۲ – If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low

۲۳ – If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

۲۴ – If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

۲۵ – If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

۲۶ – Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

۲۷ – My Every silver Is Plastic day

۲۸ – My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus

۲۹ – My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

۳۰ – My Wife Ran Off With My friend that is best, And I Sure Do Miss Him

۳۱ – Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

۳۲ – Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill

۳۳ – She Got The Gold Mine And the Shaft was got by me

۳۴ – She Got The Ring And the Finger was got by me

۳۵ – She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

۳۶ – She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty

۳۷ – Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone

۳۸ – they might put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out

۳۹ – Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

۴۰ – When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

۴۱ – You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too

۴۲ – You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

۴۳ – You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

۴۴ – You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

۴۵ – You’re The Reason Our Baby’s So Ugly

۴۶ – I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You

۴۷ – My Tears Have Washed ” you are loved by me” Off The Blackboard Of My Heart

۴۸ – Don’t Cry On My Shoulders ‘Cause You’re Rustin’ My Spurs

۴۹ – I Can’t Love Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It

۵۰ – I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

۵۱ – doing homework high I’ll Get as you get Out From Under Him over you as Soon

۵۲ – I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

۵۳ – I’m So Miserable you here without you it’s Like Having

۵۴ – If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I’ll Fall In Love

۵۵ – It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long

۵۶ – Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me

۵۷ – Please Bypass This Heart

۵۸ – She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without

۵۹ – Do You Love As Good As You Look?

۶۰ – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

۶۱ – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

۶۲ – If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife

۶۳ – Timber, I’m Falling in Love

۶۴ – You’re the time that is first Thought About Leaving

۶۵ – Love Will Beat Your Brains Out

۶۶ – Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

۶۷ – It Ain’t Love but It Ain’t Bad

۶۸ – The Pint of No Return

۶۹ – this right time i’m Gonna Beat You to the Truck

۷۰ – Hell Stays Open All Night

۷۱ – I’d Be Better Off in a Pine Box

۷۲ – I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

۷۳ – Bridge Washed Out, I Can’t Swim and My Baby’s on the Other Side

۷۴ – The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

۷۵ – She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

۷۶ – We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over

۷۷ – If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I’m Checking Out on You)

۷۸ – It Don’t Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good

۷۹ – If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You

Tonight 80 – She Feels Like A New Man

۸۱ – the Word that is last in Is “me”

۸۲ – When We Get Back To the Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town

۸۳ – You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

۸۴ – He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

۸۵ – I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me

۸۶ – Ever Since I Said “I Do,” There’s a Lot of Things You Don’t

۸۷ – The Next Time You Throw That Fryin’ Pan, My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There

۸۸ – I Don’t Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy

۸۹ – If You Can’t Feel It (It Ain’t There)

۹۰ – Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind

۹۱ – I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

۹۲ – every Bone is hated by me in Your Body Except Mine

۹۳ – I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got an deal that is even

۹۴ – I Knew I’d Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

۹۵ – I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

۹۶ – I Meant every expressed word that He Said

۹۷ – I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

۹۸ – If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

۹۹ – Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

۱۰۰ – Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

۱۰۱ – Tennis Must Be Your Racket ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ To You

۱۰۲ – What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)

۱۰۳ – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

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